CONSPIRACY THEORIST VINDICATED AFTER SOCIETY REALIZES IT WASN'T THAT CRAZY AFTER ALL!

     "It's so dumb, but I'm mad."     

    So says Melanta Guiterrez of Clinton, NY. "I've been talking about #FreeBritney for years, and now it's trending. I'm bitter."

Guiterrez, who decided to use her real name, lost many friends to what they called "her excessive ranting." When thinking of this, the 39 year old chokes up. "I just wanted one thing, and one thing only. To free Britney."

She says she's been a fan for years. "I owned all the dolls, outfit replicas, CDs...I had a lock of her hair."

 Britney Spears is a pop-star, beloved by many.

Britney Spears' conservator did not respond by the time of press.